THE PERFECT DAY - HER
8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5lbs lighter on the scale
9:30 Light Breakfast
11:00 Sunbathe
12:30 Lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 Shopping
2:30 Run into ex boyfriend notice he's gained 30 lbs
3:00 Facial, massage, nap
7:30 Candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 Make love
11:30 Pillow talk in his big strong arms
THE PERFECT DAY - HIM
6:45 Alarm.
7:00-7:30 Shower and massage.
7:30-7:45 Blowjob.
7:45-8:15 Massive dump while reading sports pages
8:15 Limo arrives, Served Bloody Marys.
8:30 Lear Jet takes you to Atlanta Georgia
9:30 Front nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
11:30-12:30 Lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 Heinekens.
12:30-12:45 Blowjob.
12:45-2:30 Back nine holes, Augusta National Golf Club.
2:30 Limo to Augusta Airport, served Bombay Sapphire Martini.
3:30-6:15 Nassau, Bahamas, Afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). Catch 1249 lb. Blue Marlin. Eat Grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six Heinekens. Have a nap.
6:15-6:30 Blowjob.
6:30 Lear Jet return flight. Have a total body massage in transit.
7:30 ****, shower, shave.
8:00-9:00 Watch CNN Live coverage of Bush's
resignation. Hillary Clinton and Al Gore are
indicted in the same scandal which involves
graphic pictures and large farm animals).
9:00-10:00 Dinner, Ritz Carlton, Oysters Casino, 20 oz. Filet mignons (rare),Gorgonzola salad, Fettuchini Alfredo, Chateau Lafite Rothschild 1963 (magnum), creme brulet, Louis XIV Cognac, Cohiba Lancero.
10:30-11:30 Sex with 3 women.
11:30-12:00 Whirlpool, steam and massage.
12:15 Blowjob.
12:30 Sleep.
