OH NO! THEY'VE KILLED DAVID BOWIE!

[Blackstar]

I bet the CIA did it! Bastards! Least they could have done was take Robert Bolton or Justin Beiber but no, they got rid of Elvis, Brian Jones, Jimi and Michael Jackson and now David Bowie! Ground Control will neve be the same even with the Blackstar!

Singer David Bowie dies of cancer
 
English singer-songwriter has died of cancer on Sunday (Jan 10), online media reported.


 
Bowie was 69, and his death came after an 18-month battle with cancer.

According to entertainment website The Hollywood Reporter, Bowie's career spanned four decades, in which he dabbled in genres as diverse as glam rock, art rock, soul, hard rock, dance pop, punk and electronica.

Bowie had just released his latest album, Blackstar, on his 69th birthday last Friday (Jan .

[cha cha cha changes]

If David Bowie wore a tux, he'd be David Bowtie

[Major Tom]

What was David Bowie's last hit?

Probably morphine.

 

[Seen the light]

Thousands of David Bowie fans have flocked to Brixton today, paying tribute to its most famous son.

He turned the area white.

Bowie's a hero, just for one day.

[Modern love]

I wish I was David Bowie. I'd have had millions of dollars, sex with every model, done every drug AND I'd be dead and wouldn't have to deal with Trump.