Somthing to think about - Dennis Miller

[Abdur]

If man evolved from apes why do we still have apes?
If a mute kid swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens suicide....is it considered a hostage situation?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?

What should you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?
Would a wingless fly be called a walk?
If a mime is arrested do they tell him he has the right to talk?
Why do they put Braille on the drive thru bank machines?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men? Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
If you're sending someone some Styrofoam, what do you pack it in?
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections?
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers?

[Nicolette]

Zounds this is a hard one - but here goes (it's the end of the year.. lazing about is all we do)

Apes - so that we know where we came from/ those are the ones who didn't evolve (survival of the fittest ya know?)

multiple personality person threatening suicide - no hostage situation, (it's a one at a time thing, so you won't have the other personalities screaming for help all at the same time)

Doctor's practice. guess they improve with the practice. start to freak then.

Forest rangers go to the city to get away from it all

shoo the endangered animal from the endangered plant.

wingless fly probably just called a pesky bug

briailly on drive thru bank machines, in case the person driving ... err can't hop out & the blind person at the back has to reach out and use it for him.

kamikaze pilots wore helmets to protect their heads if they ever did live.

hair colour on blad men's licences: skin coloured?!

Pictures of criminals in the post office. Due to inefficiency, you'll have lots of time to look around & go ahhhhh

Not all cats like mice. it's a sterotype.

send someone styrofoam in a nice bubble wrap envelope.

yes disney world is a people trap operated by a mouse, a couple of ducks, some dogs & very few humans.

at weddings - asians throw rice, send them away without anything thrown, fire & ice, and dishwashing liquid bubbles.