What have I missed?

[Remembering]

How about borrowing a bottle from a friend who has spare or is no longer using them until you know you won't need it. Cheaper and much better for the environment (just imagine if every mother in the world bought plastic bottles unnecessarily). A small thing I know but it all helps.

[Dr Doolittle]

Actually, I didn't ridicule the name.

i was merely pointing out that names like that are open to ridicule by other kids.

Parents who forget that are exposing their kids to a real possibility of constant teasing.