Boobs or Butt?

[BL]

Hi all,

I'm doing my PhD thesis on how cultural differences affect preferences in physical attributes when looking for a mate. So here I am doing a poll. Specifically, do you go for big boobs or nice butt? In your reply, pls include your nationality, definination of nice boobs / butt if possible and any preference of the race of girls (if any). Thanks!

[Boogiebop]

Dear BL,

I appreciate that the PhD (Doctor of Posteriors) year is a hard one and will help you with your pursuit of this peculiar discipline. You see, the crux of the matter is that the human race is genetically divided into species. You have butt men, butt women, booby men and booby women.

In between all that, that curse of the working classes - no not that one - the other one called "sex" gets in the way and massively disrupts things which makes human intercourse very difficult. Nevertheless, it pays to keep abreast of such a titillating subject - I'm sure you see the point(s).

Look at the way you've asked how it helps (or doesn't) when you're looking for a mate. In Australia, where the men are men and the sheep and women live in fear, the word mate has many connotations. It's often a misnomer for many things.

I personally believe that small breasted women have big hearts. But what happens when you meet a woman who's all heart then? Does that then mean that Dolly Parton has no heart? Maggie Thatcher wasn't endowed by any means and yet people often said she was heartless. Did you ever hear Denis complaining? Was Maggie a butt man?

Good luck in your academic pursuits - I admit, it's Friday and I have no idea what I'm talking about!! Sorry, didn't mean to be cheeky.

[Mr McJoy]

BRILLIANT - finally someone has the sense to post a thread on a subject which is within our circle(s) of influence. I was really getting worried about the rants and intellectual masterbation by the goodfornothing bunch about the war - either the armchair warmongers or his worse cousin the safedistance pacifists!

I personally like both boobs as well as butts. Having lived in New Zealand though, I think human female species cannot compete with the sheep (now that possibly shows a bias for the posterior, does it?)

Bogiebop - excellent mate! Look forward to exchanging some "sheepie" stories

[Joseph27]

Sorry to sound so indecisive but the question is too difficult – it’s like asking whether  you prefer dinner or desert – when in reality that compliment each other so well.  A delicious first course of a rare tender cut served with an exquisite sauce – not too much just enough to satisfy you.  Followed by the finest dessert, sweet and creamy, perfectly complimenting the dinner you just consumed.  

Now how to pick    Of course sometimes the dinner is disgraceful and the dessert is average – sometimes vice versa – and all too often you find a terrible dinner followed by durian.

Mind has wondered too far – now which one was meant to describe breast and which one was for bottom?

[Dolemite]

I believe Seattle's own Sir Mix-A-Lot said it best:

I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waste
And a round thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull up tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But with that butt you got makes
Ooh, Rump-o'-smooth-skin
You say you wanna get in my Benz?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average groupy
I've seen them dancin'
The hell with romancin'
She's wet, wet,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shake it! (Shake it!) Shake it! (Shake it!)
Shake that healthy butt!
Baby got back!

[interloper]

the "Dapper" Dolemite....but what's that got to do with "Living in Singapore".......(even though we're in the realm on 'Talking Point')....

getting back to the topic - a very much analysed (not going there..) one i must say.........at least for the orig poster:

Butts have curvature
boobs have character
i gladly accepted both
then i married "her"!

ok - yes poor attempt at a tongue-n-cheek poem of inept description........but Sir-Mix-alot has alot to answer for!

Carry on researchin' - 'cos i'm sure we'll all be most enlighten by the end (is there an end ?) of this.

'loper sandgroper

[rolling ball]

Bad place to put the thread,
No anonymous post will reduce the opinion pool.
Post it at the Living in Sing or Soc,Ent Sections and you'll get more replies.

[Horsesh*t]

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....resembles a *wink* of the eye eh?

I can never reconcile both boobs and butt facing front.  

[Boogiebop]

Sorry Mr McJoy. Am not a sheep man, though have been described as sheepish by some.

[BL]

Sigh.... I should have known I was not going to get a straight answer. Stop beating round the bush. Ok, how's this, let me simplify the question for you, or include some specific. Think svelte model with little (if any) frontal assets ie boobs and taut, cute, palm-size butt (ie fits nicely into your hands). Then think big girl with big boobs but also an ass the size of Kansas. Which would you go for? Forget for a moment that drop-from-heaven chicks like Jennifer L. Hewitt and Halle B. exist such that you can have the best of both worlds. Think mutually exclusive, which would you go for.

[Boogiebop]

Look, do you want to get to the bottom of the issue or the top of it?  

[golf addict]

Butts.  They have a wider range of angle of pulchritude.

Boobs do not keep their form; therefore can not be trusted.  Consider the standing position and the horizontal position.  Those views don't look the same and typically the horizontal view is not as attractive as the vertical view.    Next consider the views with a bra vs without a bra: another rift in the space time continuity.

Butts seem to hold their booty er.. beauty from different views.  Additionally, the bending at the waist adds another dimension.  Note:  most butts don't need a girdle; however most boobs need a bra.  Butts are better defended against gravity.

Oh man, am I going to regret posting this or what?

[nualum]

This must be some sort of wind-up--at the very least the Ph.D. research aspect. If, indeed, this is intended as part of some academic research, I would say the investigator is wasting his/her time with such an unstructured approach to data collection. He/she should go back to his/her advisors and get some more guidance on data collection, sampling, and general research design issues.

[BL]

Of course it's a wind-up. Otherwise, would I be doing a sampling on ExpatSingapore.com. Geesh!!!! Couple of mates and I had this discussion about how white guys seem to like butts and local chinese guys seem to prefer boobs. We hypothesized that men in general like what it rare in their own breed of women. Big boobs are rare in local asian girls and small perk butts are lacking in most over-sized white women. Hence, it's a case of grass is greener on the other side syndrome. Just testing my hypothesis. Incidentally, I was a biologist and am very interested in sexual selection as an evolutionary mechanism. Just thought I'd open this up to the floor for a discussion.

[confusedcious]

Both.