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« on: 14 January 2004, 20:20:00 pm »

Though this is oldish - i only just got to read - and despite Suddam's capture the words still ring very true


Memo to: President Bush

From: Saddam Hussein

Dear Bush: Well, it's been a while since we last communicated. It's not easy getting tapes out from this basement in Tikrit, but I thought it was time we had a little chat. Heard your speech on Arab democracy on the BBC Arabic Service. I'll give you this, Bush, you and Blair do understand the stakes. It's your willpower I doubt.

You see, Bush, this really is "The Mother of All Battles." You may not have meant to, but you have triggered a huge civilizational war — the war within Islam. Who wins in Iraq will have a big impact on this war — which is now spreading to Indonesia, Morocco, Saudi Arabia and Turkey.

By now you've realized that I was prepared for this war. I got rid of all my W.M.D., hid explosives and set up an underground network to fight you once you were in country. But God bless the Turkish Parliament. By not allowing you to use Turkey to invade from the north, my boys in the Sunni Triangle were spared. By the time you got here from the south, we just receded into the shadows. You occupied our Sunni towns, but never defeated them. Had you been able to sweep down from the north, my boys would have had to engage you, and you would have killed them wholesale by the hundreds. Now you have to kill them retail — one by one.

We're not fanatics. We're I.B.M. We have a business plan and we're executing it: We started by eliminating the U.N., the Red Cross and attacking oil pipelines. Then we moved against the countries that have sent troops or might — Italy, Jordan and Turkey. And now we're killing all Iraqis who collaborate with you — police, army, judges, technocrats. We know who everyone is and where they live. We're "a learning enemy." When you adapt to us, we re-adapt to you. Yes, we're secular Baathists, but we've made contact with Islamic militants from Saudi Arabia, Yemen and Syria, and they drive our suicide vans. So many volunteers, so many good targets.

What we all believe is that if we can defeat you here, American cultural, political and economic influence in this part of the world will be finished for a long time.

So far, I feel pretty good. As isolated as I am in my bunker, I know that my view of this war — which is that you Americans have come here to put the Arabs down and steal our oil — still dominates Arab public opinion. I am bolstered by the fact that ill-qualified, intolerant Arab religious educators, spiritual leaders and "intellectuals" — who have long dominated our schools and mosques because tyrants like me found them useful — still feed this view to our youth. They think the only reason we are backward is because you put us down.

As long as the Arab street is locked in this view, I win. Because it means the people would rather have a cruel Arab leader like me or bin Laden — who momentarily lifts their pride by sticking a finger in your eye — than looking in the mirror and admitting that our society, religious leaders and culture have failed to prepare our people to succeed at modernity.

Changing all this is what this war of ideas is all about, and I am so pleased you are so bad at it. As long as you let one of your top generals and your pals on the Christian right spew hate against the Prophet Muhammad, you only strengthen the will of my young people against you. And your "moderate" Arab allies are good at the police tactics to repress our angry, humiliated youth, but they have no serious strategy to give them new jobs, new ideas and new beliefs.

Yes, Bush, you and Blair have kicked off something very big — a war of ideas with, and within, Islam. It's as big as the cold war. But to win, you have to mobilize your whole society, as you did in the cold war. You are talking about trying to change a whole civilization, whose backward, fanatical elements — when combined with modern technology — now threaten you.

Yet your Pentagon only talks about pulling troops out of Iraq, when you should be putting more in. What are you thinking? You should have brought every soldier you have in Europe and Japan right here. The whole game comes down to security. We are in a race to see who gets to the tipping point first. Iraqis will follow the strong horse. My bet is that I can generate enough insecurity among Iraqis to shun you, before you can induce them to carry out your program to build a democratic alternative to me.

I still think I can win, because I prepped my base for the Mother of All Battles, and you prepared yours for Mother Goose — a short war, with few troops, few funerals and no sacrifices for average Americans. Sorry pal, but that's no way to win The Big One.

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« Reply #1 on: 14 January 2004, 22:05:00 pm »

I don't mean to be negative but before I even clicked on this link I looked at the poster and I knew this was going to be some dull-ass too long to read cut and paste job.

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And no, didn't read it. Sorry.

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« Reply #2 on: 14 January 2004, 23:54:00 pm »

So how do you know it's dull?  
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« Reply #3 on: 15 January 2004, 1:41:00 am »

As usual.....
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« Reply #4 on: 15 January 2004, 8:09:00 am »

rb

I could of course be wrong.

Have you read it all?

Is it dull?

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« Reply #5 on: 15 January 2004, 8:25:00 am »

The so called letter is of course a fake, the ongoing turmoil it refers to is so obviously not. Perhaps Dubya should read it.
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« Reply #6 on: 15 January 2004, 10:03:00 am »

MM its a good article - and I only post cut and paste when i believe the article to be interesting.  If you dont want to read dont click on - if you do and read you may find it interesting.  Most of the cut and paste come from established journals such as Foreign Affairs and some from the Atlantic.  Surely even you get bored of the typical Bruno / Pubulius / Imagine blah

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« Reply #7 on: 15 January 2004, 11:44:00 am »

OK

Show of hands...

Who honestly has read and digested (not skimmed) the above ??

(This excludes PhilM who would read the fine print on the bottom of a packet of camel laxatives if someone told him there's was a criticism of Bush hidden in there somewhere).

mm

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« Reply #8 on: 15 January 2004, 14:27:00 pm »

mm: I was going to read your post, but then I realized you were probably just going to criticize form instead of content, so I skipped it. Was there anything interesting in there?  
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« Reply #9 on: 15 January 2004, 15:21:00 pm »

Dr O

I can personally guarantee that all my posts are 100% free of any value or interest Any previous  assertion I may have made that may have implied that on occasion my point of view was either valuable or interesting was obviously misleading and I'd like to take this opportunity to retract those claims now.

But tell me, truthfully, did you read all of Joes original post?

Remember we're operating on the honour system here.

mm

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« Reply #10 on: 15 January 2004, 17:16:00 pm »

Truthfully I did, but I can speed-read.  

Actually, I suspect there's a strong correlation between reading speed and support for bush. People who don't read very fast would, ipso facto, be forced to get their worldviews from the TV propaganda machine, and thus would not only be wrong, but would also have a deep distrust of the darn free-thinkin' book-readin' lib'rals.  

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« Reply #11 on: 15 January 2004, 18:09:00 pm »

Dr O

"Speed read" is geek speak for skimming so you don't count.

In 10 words and 12 smley faces or less, what's it about then?

         

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« Reply #12 on: 15 January 2004, 20:34:00 pm »

<<Most of the cut and paste come from established journals such as Foreign Affairs and some from the Atlantic>>

And from which source did this post come?

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« Reply #13 on: 15 January 2004, 22:24:00 pm »

"Saddam intended Bush to flounder in Cultural War with Islam."

Howza!  

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« Reply #14 on: 15 January 2004, 22:42:00 pm »

OK

Here's the plan.

Joe, next time you feel the urge to post some long winded dross like the above, e mail it to Dr O and he can "edit it" as per the above.

Pay off?

Your message will be read by more people. (Of course based on the above, two people would be "more people")

We don't have to groan when we see your thread starters.

mm

PS Congrats to PhilM for spotting that the letter may be a forgery. I guess he really did used to work in Intelligence.

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