Agenda of the Republican Convention in New York

[nastiexpat]

Republican National Convention Opening Day Schedule:

6:00pm - Opening prayer
6:15pm - Supplementary opening prayer
6:30pm - Prayer in thanks of first two prayers
6:45pm - New energy policy presented by Exxon
7:00pm - Cannonization of Reagan
7:15pm - Additional prayers
7:30pm - Opening remarks by Halliburton
8:00pm - Prayer for the safety and well-being of Ken Lay
8:15pm - Additional remarks by Halliburton
8:30pm - Stoning of the first homosexual
8:45pm - New healthcare polices presented by HMO leader, Kaiser Permanente
9:00pm - Invasion of Iran or North Korea (TBA)
9:15pm - Halliburton contributes 1.4 billion to  Republican party
9:30pm - Reagan elevated to Co-Saviour, Holy Trinity now referred to as"the Quad"
9:45pm - Bush undergoes plastic surgery to look more like Reagan
10:00pm - Cheney runs into Ron Reagan, Jr. Tells him  to go **** himself
10:15pm - Recall of troops from accidental invasion of South Korea (Bush: "Well, which one IS it? They all look alike.")
10:30pm - Burning at the stake of 16 year-old girl who had an abortion after
being raped by her cousin
10:45pm - Dancing around the golden calf
11:00pm - Stoning of the first homosexual's partner
11:15pm - New forestry policy presented by Weyrhauser
11:45pm - Thanking God for his wisdom in choosing Bush as President
12:00am - Closing prayer
12:01am - Hookers arrive!

[CarrieO]

hehe juz got in from NYC a couple of days ago ... there was much organising action among the NY rights groups for a massive show of force ... saw the 100,000 ppl turnout, much like the great one in 2003 over Iraq .. I luv NY!!

[Darcy's Mum]

nastie - that's great. ROFLMAO.  Thanks for the laugh.

[Reason]

Lovely straw man tactic, nastie.

Anyone who knows that you can't generate wealth by increasing taxes will get my vote everytime!

[Steve PS]

One of the reasons I left California was to get away from liberals like "nastiexpat." He's still pissed off that Bush won the last election and so worried that he will win the next election that all they can come up with is stuff like this.
People like this guy are just giving the terrorists encouragement to keep on fighting. America needs to stop this verbal fighting between parties and come together in one voice against the terrorists!

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[nastiexpat]

Steve PS baby, you need to chill and watch less TV!
It's because of ignorants fanatics intollerants like you and Bush and Chenney and the rest of the gang, that we are in such a quagmire.
Why is it that British (it was announced this morning) , Italians, French and other nationalities, all have their hostages released whilst you americans  get butchered?
Why is it that 90% of the world now hate Bush and by association americans in general? Why is it that since you republicans idiots have invaded "AIRAK", under the false pretext of weapons of mass destructions, and terrorism, and saying that Saddam Hussein was implicated in 11 of September, the situation in the middle east has worsened, with every day thousands of young Irakis swelling the ranks of the underground armies, fuelling hatred and misunderstanding? (and not only Irakis?)
Where is Bin Laden and why aren't you going against the real culprits?
I strongly suggest you shut up because you have no case, just a pathetic record of destruction and lies and the death of million of innocents on your conscience.

[Joseph27]

Good Call Nastiexpat - whenever you actually question or raise any issue issues that attack Bush there are no replies because all replies are useless - we all know the damage done by Bush and friends and even his supporters cant put forth an intelligent argument

[nastiexpat]

Interesting site posted by P on my other thread. (whom I thank for this)
http://www.betavote.com/

[NeedANap]

It's not a very scientific survey, and there is only one election that matters anyway - the one that will take place on Nov. 2 in the US.

[nastiexpat]

Check out Florida's new electronic ballot!!!
http://wearabledissent.com/101/floridaballot.html