Advice

[Betty Swollocks]

Arch Criminals - once you devilishly capture him, NEVER show James Bond around your secret installation nor tell him your dastardly plans in great detail.

[T2K]

Great advice!

Also, NEVER plan a diabolical demise for Bond like a laser or a shark tank or imolation by lava.

Just shoot him right away, or have one of your lackeys do it while you supervise.

Scott Evil was right.

[confusedcious]

It's futile.  I shot him right away, but he always duck.  For James, Tomorrow NEVER Dies, he lives to Die Another Day and he Only Live Twice.

NEVER say NEVER again.

[Betty Swollocks]

And one more thing...............................................

NEVER trust a traitor

[BP]

ANd never trust the gorgeous bird smiling at you across the dance floor.
And never read anything marked Top Secret. It'll save you hours of torture.
And if you look in your rear view mirror and see a couple of black cars! get your foot down ..it's the baddies