Let's Bomb Iraq !

[musp]

Sung to the tune of: "If You're Happy And You Know It Clap Your Hands"

If we cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets hurt your Mama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are Saudi
And the bank takes back your Audi
And the TV shows are bawdy,
Bomb Iraq!

If the corporate scandals growin', bomb Iraq.
And your ties to them are showin', bomb Iraq.
If the smoking gun ain't smokin'
We don't care, and we're not jokin'
That Saddam will soon be croakin',
Bomb Iraq!

Even if we have no allies, bomb Iraq.
From the sand dunes to the valleys, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections
Let's look tough for the elections
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq!

While the globe is slowly warming, bomb Iraq.
Yay! the clouds of war are storming, bomb Iraq.
If the ozone hole is growing
Some things we prefer not knowing
(Though our ignorance is sh! owing),
Bomb Iraq!

So here's one for dear old daddy, bomb Iraq,
From his favorite little laddy, bomb Iraq.
Saying no would look like treason
It's the Hussein hunting season
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq!

[Dr Evil]

What's wrong, gov't not telling you what do at this particular moment? Singaporean LOSER.  Get a life.

[Sirocco]

Same tune different words....

Eat Rojak!!

If the world around you's crumbling eat Rojak....
If your water comes from pissin eat Rojak!
If your Navy ships are sinkin and your wet markets are stinkin, if all your brains are missin eat Rojak!

and so on and so forth.....

[patch900]

Ha Ha  now watch the red necks launch to the Shrubs defence........

[PhilM]

You have to laugh at Dr Evil – he likes to call other people “Losers” yet when he wants to post flames (and answer his own flames) he becomes Didyouseethatone, In Love, or Winston Churchill to name just a few of this trolls aliases. His simply does not have the ability to disguise himself as his usage of English is basic, flawed and invariably uses the same insults under all of the names above.

Seems to me Dr Evil that you need to clean your own act up before calling others Losers. You have posted more untruthful dirt stirring rubbish on this board under your anonymous names than any other individual has for a long time.

[T2K]

Musp,

That's pretty funny, I've forwarded it to some friends.  Thanks

[PhilM]

Dr Evil Good bluff "No alais here". I will respect your privacy on this board; but drop me an email and I will gladly reply linking your various names.

[Joseph27]

Good to see the conversation has entered such an enlightended state.

[Dr Evil]

Joseph, I am thoroughly ashamed at your assumption that the conversation was enlightened from the start.

[This message has been edited by Dr Evil (edited 22-01-2003).]

[Manc Man]

PhilM

Apparently you are an ex military man of not insubstantial stature.

(You're a huge ex squadie?)

May I be so bold as to suggest you accept Dr Evils challenge..... I think he may be in for a surprise, unpleasant for him, delightful for the rest of us....

[PhilM]

Manc Man – Dr Evil sent me several abusive emails including gutter swearwords – no concern to him that my wife might have read them. Much to my amusement he also called me a "Pussie" who would not come out from behind the keyboard! Even after all his belligerent threats I emailed back to him offering to meet for a beer, but my email got bounced.

Interesting to note for his email address he chooses the name “asskickinmarine” Even after all the traded insults I would still be interested to meet Dr Evil to see if he is in reality an ex Boot Neck or just pretending to be. He will be able to find me in the pub very easily, as those of you who know me are aware, I’m the 6’5” 280 lb guy still with the military haricut.

[Manc Man]

You can tell by the tone who's really 2m tall (PhilM) and who's bluffing (DE).

The desperate shrill tone in DEs mail means that he's more likely 2ft 3 than 6ft 3. (But if he really is that large and still posts like that then he must be hung like pixie.).

That's my qualified medical opinion.

mm

[PhilM]

Dr Evil - I think I can safely leave it to others to make a judgement call here. You may or not have been properly trained as you claim, one thing is for certain your social behaviour lacks training.

As for me I am too contented with my life to waste any further time on you - Threats ceased to impress me about the time I left primary school.

P.S. Take a look at the new email name Dr Evil has chosen, it gave me a laugh to think of the mentality which lies behind it.

[This message has been edited by PhilM (edited 22-01-2003).]

[nualum]

To get back to the original concept of this thread . . .

I would say the parody pretty much captures the Bush administration approach--more is the pity.