Science Disproves Evolution Even More, No Really!!

[Manc Man]

Many four legged, six legged and eight legged forms of life exist, but no known forms of animal life have five or seven legs.  If evolution happened, one should find many transitional forms of life with five or seven legs—filling the gap between the four, six and eight legged organisms.

Even when we study primates and similar which have are alleged to have evolved to two legs and two arms from four legs, we cannot find any evidence of the transitional three legged and one armed monkey.

This is irrefutable proof that evolution is an elaborate secular hoax and it is clear that my fellow deep thinker Pahu speaks the truth.

[Old Mike]

Dear Manc,

there are 1500 living species of starfish.
All have 5 legs.
This would appear to be irrefutable proof that you are arguing ahead of your data.

[Manc Man]

A superficially good point.

And to the casual observer it might appear that I had completely forgotten about starfish.

But you have actually fallen into my rhetorical trap.

For evolution to be true you would now have us believe that for a 4 legged creature such as camel to eventually evolve into a 6 legged such as a beetle it would first have to become a star fish.

Camels live in the desert, a long way from the sea, or are kept in zoos behind lock and key, Clearly either way they wouldn't have had access to the ocean for the period of time necessary  to grow the fifth leg and become star fish.

Therefore the fact that starfish that don't live in the desert is just one more nail in the coffin of the fiction that is evolution.

[Old Mike]

Therefore the existence of starfish that don't live in the desert is just one more nail in the coffin of the fiction that is evolution

You are clearly ignorant of the existence of the Sand Dollar, a type of starfish which is evolving to live in the desert.
This creature, a clear example of evolution, has connection to Chtistianity:
"…the markings on the shell symbolize the Birth, Crucifixion and Resurrection of Christ. On top of the shell, an outline of the Easter Lily is clearly seen. At the center of the Lily a five pointed Star representing the Guiding Star of Bethlehem that led the Wise Men. The five narrow openings are representative of the four nail holes and the spear wound made in the body of Christ during the Crucifixion.

Reversing the shell you will easily recognize the outline of the Poinsettia, the Christmas flower, and also the Bell. When broken, inside the shell are five little  little birds called the Doves of Peace. Some say they are the Angels that sang to the Shepherds the First Christmas Morning."

[Manc Man]

You reason with all the cunning of the devil himself!

To be fair, it has also been pointed out to me that starfish can also be found in zoos JUST LIKE CAMELS.

So I have to concede that it could be argued that camels evolved into starfish while in captivity before escaping down the toilet to the ocean where they were free to crawl ashore and become beetles.

All this is perhaps feasible but again your argument falls apart with your complete inability to explain, in the absence of a 7 legged starfish, where 8 legged creatures came from.

Give up, Devil Worshipper! Evolution is bunk!

[Old Mike]

Elementary arithetic shows that between starfish (5 legs) and spiders, ( 8 legs ) there are 6 legged creatures. The insects. These are, perhaps, the most successful creatures of all.
The seven legged creatures kept tripping over their toes and became extinct.The only living 7 legged creature is the haggis. It uses 3 legs to play the bagpipes and the other 4 to walk. It's ancestors lived on the shores of Pangea and their fossils were subsumed by the shifting of the tectonic plates. The extreme heat transformed the fossils into crystals.
Seven sided crystals are part of lava produced by volcanoes situated on the Ring of Fire.
Available at US$ 72 on the internet.
8 legged creatures, the spiders, eat insects. They can clearly run 8/6 times fasert than the average insect.

[lovetosleep1981]

Manc Man, you made me laugh so hard. Thanks.

[Joseph27]

That was funny....   almost as good as a fronkey :-)