SPG gets fat and ugly - so what? Then she becomes like most expat women and you do the same thing - dump her and find another sweet young piece of kitten.
Baby? Let her have it - unless your as stupid as Paul McCartney - get a prenup.
As I've said (please keep applause to a dull roar) the problem with expat women is that many have egos so huge they could light up Wembley by just bending over and spreading their cheeks. Many others have more baggage than Heathrow.
Until these (largely overweight) expat women, single or otherwise, learn that the world doesn't revolve around them or they don't have a goldmine between their legs, the expat Ang Mo is and always will be KING!
You should be charging money for such great advice. I would pay to consult you. The stereotype about the British being intelligent is true, no wonder the little island was the first country in the world to industrialise.
But SPGs don't allow themselves to get fat. To catch a prey, a hunter hunts by setting up traps all over the forest. SPGs (all women basically) hunt and manipulate men with seduction and sex. An SPG who allows herself to get fat, is like a hunter who goes hunting with a plastic toy gun.
As a big lion, if I fall into a trap, and I am lucky, I get out with a leg missing. If I am unlucky, the hunter decides she has enough fun watching me squirm, and she finishes me off.
The moral of the story is, fellow lions, always watch out for traps when you walk in the forest. If you can avoid the traps, you are strong and big enough to eat the hunter for dinner!
