UNITED WORLD COLLEGE

[wahahaha!]

Phil ain't no doc, he just talks crock
United ain't his way, he likes to say and say...and say

Is he a troll or just a clown?
Walkin' around with a great big frown

Maybe at school he was the weedy kid
Got smacked upside with a dustbin lid

Never learnt his ABC
So hates all at Ewe double-ewe cee

The kids all brighter than him, so's the mums and dads
Cheers up Phil, read a book, lose the sads

Don't be glum, go find a chum
Take a pill...and chill...Phil

Oh, but its not just Dr. Phil! 

Young young rappers at UWC,
you so blind, why can't you see,
what the future holds for you and me.
You'd better save your pocket money,
you gotta future with little honey,
Hey its okay for you to moon,
In your coddled UWC classroom,
But one day UWC gonna ditch you,
Then you really will be blue,
Coz you gonna be left with no qualification,
Sleepin' rough in the railway station,
Nowhere to go, no income beckonin'
You screwed up with your reckonin'
Your lives will pass without anyone mourning,
Coz you ignored Dr Phil's warnin.....

On this thread Phil lost his head
But it ain't just here it's everywhere

Phil's a fool we're full of Phil
He's a silly old Phil, over the hill
Wish he'd trip like Jack 'n' Jill
Crack his crown but he's here - still

Rappin' of crack, maybe that's what he takes
Says he's a doc but we know he's fake
Tries to pretend he's an intellectual
But all can see he's ineffectual

All that said, let's move on
It's another day, another new dawn
Only thing I have left to say
Is forget Phil - and have a nice day

RR

Keep them coming!  Phil the Fraud has been served!   

[au contraire]

Phil the Fraud is lapping up the thought that people actually give a crap about what he has to say.

[In the pink]

The great unwashed are getting uppity again doctor. I think it may have been the "proletariat" business that's got them riled.

[Dr. Phil]

The great unwashed are getting uppity again doctor. I think it may have been the "proletariat" business that's got them riled.

We must cut them a little slack pinkie, they are going through a difficult phase. Its called adolescence.
These little brats from UWC remind me of that movie, "Lord of the Rings" was it?
I bet when they sleep they picture their intellectual alter ego, aka Dr. Phil, turning on a spit.

Yes, were homing in on an accurate description of UWC; a blend between Lord of the Rings and St Trinians but far less intellectual.

Well pinkie, Dr Phil certainly doesn't mind acting as a role model and hopes to see something constructive from these little monsters, eventually. Its not as if they have targeted any of my words of wisdom, skillfully crafted appraisals or prophesies. Its just like the school yard, they want to mindlessly bully someone and I'm the man for that. Its like water of a ducks back pinkie.  

[In the pink]

Ah yes "kill the pig" and all that. But they were cultured, in the main, that lot of wee tykes. I'm not sure about the cut of this UWC crowd's gib though. Inclined to be a bit light in the loafer methinks.

Sleep well doc. It's building to be a big week this one, and a man of your age needs to conserve his strength.

Nils illegitimi carborundum.

[In the pink]

Or the cut of their jib...for that matter.

[Old Mike]

Nils illegitimi carborundum.

So nice to meet another Latin scholar.
I rather like:

Semper in excreta soli altus variat.

[UWCer]

Yes, were homing in on an accurate description of UWC; a blend between Lord of the Rings and St Trinians but far less intellectual.

It's "we're" not "were".

You silly old fraud.

[Another UWCer]

The great unwashed are getting uppity again doctor. I think it may have been the "proletariat" business that's got them riled.

We must cut them a little slack pinkie, they are going through a difficult phase. Its called adolescence.

Are you going to sever a tendon in their little fingers?  Or remove one from some unfortunate soul and pass on as a gift?

Or did you mean "We must cut them a little slack, pinkie"

You need to work on your punctuation, you silly old fraud.

I think what you are suffereing from is "lack of education".

[Reverend Black]

The great unwashed are getting uppity again doctor. I think it may have been the "proletariat" business that's got them riled.

We must cut them a little slack pinkie, they are going through a difficult phase. Its called adolescence.

Are you going to sever a tendon in their little fingers?  Or remove one from some unfortunate soul and pass on as a gift?

Or did you mean "We must cut them a little slack, pinkie"

You need to work on your punctuation, you silly old fraud.

I think what you are suffereing from is "lack of education".

Children, with 65 different languages in your asylum, computer word processing programs which automatically check and alter spelling (like it or not)...... you criticize Dr. P for punctuation? 
Is that it?
I know him. He world 18 hr day. You couldn't keep up with him. 

[UWCer]

The great unwashed are getting uppity again doctor. I think it may have been the "proletariat" business that's got them riled.

We must cut them a little slack pinkie, they are going through a difficult phase. Its called adolescence.

Are you going to sever a tendon in their little fingers?  Or remove one from some unfortunate soul and pass on as a gift?

Or did you mean "We must cut them a little slack, pinkie"

You need to work on your punctuation, you silly old fraud.

I think what you are suffereing from is "lack of education".

Children, with 65 different languages in your asylum, computer word processing programs which automatically check and alter spelling (like it or not)...... you criticize Dr. P for punctuation? 
Is that it?
I know him. He world 18 hr day. You couldn't keep up with him. 

"He world 18 hr day"?

Care to try again?

[In the pink]

Nils illegitimi carborundum.

So nice to meet another Latin scholar.
I rather like:

Semper in excreta soli altus variat.

Yes indeed OM. I've been known to refer, on occasion, to life being rather like an excreta sandwich - and the more bread one has, the less excreta one needs to eat.

[calliopehk]

Just joined UWC SEA East, delighted with the school, the philosophy, the culture the teachers and the EDUCATION.
The academic side is very rigorous and we've been very impressed so far.