Good, spacious, affordable brunch cafe in The East

[Mr A]

Went to Smiths today. Not bad, but not worth $18.

[Lieingmanjames]

 You cannot find Singapore Noodles in Singapore

There's certainly a stall in Lavender Food Square that serves a dish called "Singapre Noodles"

[cant cook wont cook]

What's wrong with the fish and chips here? Whinger!

Warm water fish - softer than cod, haddock etc.  Chips never made fresh - always from frozen. Makes  a big difference.

Nothing to whinge about, just not a well done dish here apart from at a place like Smiths where you pay through the nose but get a nice piece of fish and real chips. 

You're a bit touchy today aren't you - got out the wrong side of bed or something?

[Localmanjames]

 You cannot find Singapore Noodles in Singapore

There's certainly a stall in Lavender Food Square that serves a dish called "Singapre Noodles"

And there is a stall in East Coast Park selling Turkish food...so Kebabs are Singaporean food as well? Dull.

[Lieingmanjames]

 You cannot find Singapore Noodles in Singapore

There's certainly a stall in Lavender Food Square that serves a dish called "Singapre Noodles"

And there is a stall in East Coast Park selling Turkish food...so Kebabs are Singaporean food as well? Dull.

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You said "You cannot find Singapore Noodles in Singapore"

But you can.

So you are either stupid or you deliberately lied.  As in the "minimum wage" comment.
 
There's a pattern forming.

So - are you stupid or a habitual liar?

[Localmanjames]

 You cannot find Singapore Noodles in Singapore

There's certainly a stall in Lavender Food Square that serves a dish called "Singapre Noodles"

And there is a stall in East Coast Park selling Turkish food...so Kebabs are Singaporean food as well? Dull.

'
You said "You cannot find Singapore Noodles in Singapore"

But you can.

So you are either stupid or you deliberately lied.  As in the "minimum wage" comment.
 
There's a pattern forming.

So - are you stupid or a habitual liar?

First of all, I did not say it, I wrote it.

Secondly, it was obviously a general statement, anyone who is fluent in English and have a semi-functioning brain would know that.

Thirdly, anyone who is fluent in English and have a semi-functioning brain would be able to spell 'lying'. You have spelt it wrongly twice in a row now, so it is definitely not a careless mistake.

What is the matter Dutch girl, a local employer just sacked you? Or you cannot get laid because you are a beached whale? Or are you one of those loony drug addicts?

Let's hope Melanoma or a drug OD takes care of you. Time for my morning coffee, see you at Mackers!