(Sporting) Headlines You'd Like to See!

[richardr]

Aussies admit 'England too good to face'

Hussein, Athers for knighthoods..

[Fat Bob]

"And for the first time in Brian Clough long, illutrious managing career, his captain picks up the FA Cup!"

Yes, Cloughie fan through and through!!

[Taz]

TWO WORLD WARS AND TWO WORLD CUPS

Here in Tokyo England completely dominated and showed quite dazzling skills.  Germany were indeed extremely lucky to have scraped back a 3 goal lead held by England when the whistle was blown after extra time.  England won 5 – 0 on penalties.  Football has come home.

[balls up]

SHOCK HORROR.......

The rugby playing brothers Underwood admit what Scottish rugby fans knew all along..They are big girls !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aber]

"Tranmere win the Treble, Everton and Man Utd relegated". Ah we can but dream!

[Aceman]

"THE LIONS MAKE GOAL 2010 A REALITY"

Last night, at the National Stadium, the Singapore Lions beat China convincingly to book the final automatic place for the World Cup next year.........

[CupidStunt]

Footy :
Hoddle admits that Eileen Drury didn't help our lads in France, but she had a nice trip with lots of shopping. . .
or
Beckam joins Rotheram on Free Transfer - Manager admits he's a nice enough lad, with potential, but Victoria has to stop taking it up the *rse. . .

Cricket :
Hussain wins the Ashes 5 - 0 in new bodyline series. . .

Ruggers :
6 Nations to include Australia, in effort to give England some opposition. . .

Ah, we can but dream  

[Snaffled]

England humbled 20-14 by Ireland in final Six Nations game of the season.  

Oh wait, that's not one I would like to see - that's one I DID see!

[Fandi Fandom]

Agree with Aceman - how we wish!!!

How often have you heard someone make a reference to Singapore winning the World Cup conferring it almost proverbial status - eg. "Eat durian? Not till the cows come home!"

"Eat durian? Not till Singapore wins the World Cup!"

[Gympie]

Andy Roddick(USA) bt Tim Henman(GBR)
       1-6,1-6,7-6,7-6,7-6
  for Wimbledon 2002 title !!!

[Taz]

RUGBY SEVENS TO BE PLAYED MY NUDE SUPER MODELS ON MUDDY PITCH