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Author Topic: The Dumbest Thing Ever Done by a Sportsperson  (Read 573 times)
gorilla
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« on: 30 July 2001, 16:28:00 pm »
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I can't guarantee that it's true, but I was assured by some friends that there was once a promising Yorkshire boxer who though a talented fighter was somewhat lacking in brains.

Apparently he was well ahead on points in one fight when his trainer told him that the fight was in the bag if he "used his head".

At the start of the next round, he ran straight over to his opponent, head-butted him and was promptly disqualified!

I also heard of an amateur boxer and local hard man who was disqualified after he had knocked his opponent to the floor, because he "couldn't resist putting the boot in".

Any favourite stories?


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Hopoate
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« Reply #1 on: 30 July 2001, 17:04:00 pm »
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No.
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Dev
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« Reply #2 on: 30 July 2001, 17:18:00 pm »
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If you've been to Darwin, in the Northern Territory of Australia, you'll know that the weather is very tropical. They have the Dry (7 months of the most glorious mediterranean weather,cool winds, sunny days, blue skies and dragon flies all round) followed by the Wet - mega hot and humid days, torrential rain and cyclones.

Anyway, the Darwinians go troppo (nuts). They form an ice-hockey team every year and challenge the World Ice hockey champions to a game in Darwin on a certain day. They then dress up in the full ice hockey regalia and go the airport to meet the flight. Naturally, the invitees don't turn up and the Darwin ice-hockey team declare themselves undefeated True World Champs once again for the Xth year running.

They also have the beer can regatta where rafts are made from beercans (usually empty ones). This is not a tourist stunt - it has been a tradition for many years now.

And then there's the Todd River regatta in the desert in Alice Springs! Here locals take part in a boat race along a dry river bed. They're all mad really.

By the way, does anyone really believe Singapore can win the World Cup in 2010 without any imported players?

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Mrs. Italy
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« Reply #3 on: 30 July 2001, 22:46:00 pm »
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I still remember a friendly football match between Italy and  Iceland some 15 years ago...when Iceland finally managed to score a goal, the player who scored was congratulated in a...well..erotic way by a fellow player. They started french kissing and it looked like they were going right at it when the referee intervened and sent them both off.
We all choked on our grappa with laughters!
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« Reply #4 on: 31 July 2001, 9:37:00 am »
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I was a team member of a winning boat at Henley on Todd....you get pelted with eggs etc while you run holding the boat!
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« Reply #5 on: 31 July 2001, 10:16:00 am »
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There was a politician (Arthur Palmer?) who stood for election in Alice Springs once. I suspect this will be the first and last time in history his name will be mentioned.

Anyway, legend has it that he was at the Henly on Todd races and some of his potential electorate threw beer cans at him. Apparently the newspaper commented that they must have REALLY hated him because the beer cans were full - Top End bloke would normally throw empty tinnies first! Only in the Northern Territory....(shudder at the memory. Meedless to say, Palmer lost the election.

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« Reply #6 on: 31 July 2001, 17:09:00 pm »
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All this reminds of the West Bromwich albion/England footballer who was on tour in china. Upon seeing the Great Wall of China said, I dont what all the fuss is about, its just a wall".


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« Reply #7 on: 10 August 2001, 17:11:00 pm »
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The Alabama football player that was on the sidelines and come off the bench to tackle the runaway back streaking down the sidelines.  Classic.  He responded in pure red neck, "I just couldn't take it...."
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