Just a lil bit of humour...

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A Spainish Delicacy

An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing. While sipping his sangria, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.

He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"

The waiter replied, " Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are bulls testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"

The American, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the hell, I'm on vacation! Bring me an order!"

The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor.
There is only one serving per day because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early tomorrow and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy!"

The next morning, the American returned, placed his order, and then that evening he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.

After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he called to the waiter and said... "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller than the ones I saw you serve yesterday!"

The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si senor. Sometimes the bull wins."

[Loops]

ha ha - that made me chuckle!!!  

[hardtoimpress]

that was a really cute little joke...and relatively cleaN!!

[Fat Bob]

And time for some more:

On Newsnight tonight, Paul Gallagher writes with news of Rolls Royce's latest device, a gun designed to launch dead chickens at the windshields of airliners and military jets travelling at maximum velocity. The idea is to simulate the frequent incidents of collisions with airborne fowl to test the strength of the windshields.

American engineers heard about the gun and were eager to test it on the fronts of their new high-speed trains. But when the gun was fired in America, the engineers stood shocked as the chicken hurled out of the barrel, crashed into the shatterproof shield, smashing it to smithereens, blasted through the control console, snapped the engineer's back-rest in two and embedded itself in the back wall of the cabin, like an arrow shot from a bow.

Horrified engineers sent Rolls Royce the disastrous results of the experiment, along with the designs of the windshield and begged the British scientists for suggestions. Rolls Royce responded with a one-line memo: "Defrost the chicken."

[blue skin]

Fact of life: There is more money being spent on breast implants and Viagra than on Alzheimer's research. This means that by 2020, there should be a large elderly population with perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do with them...

[Cold Showered]

Oh my! How true! Look at all the magazines and newspaper ads! Bigger firmer breasts guaranteed. 10 years off with this special facial massage. Lose weight and regain your youthful figure. Health tonic to revitalize you. Botox jabs to give you wrinkles-free complexion.
The list goes on and on and with the world's population aging, I do see what the outcome will be.

There will be no old people around because of the above services offered, old people will look 'young'.

Hmmm.....how am I going to know who my mother is then?