Not tooo bad :
An unemployed man is desperate to support his family. His wife watches TV
all day and his three teenage kids have dropped out of high school to hang
around with the local toughs. He applies for a janitor's job at a large
firm and easily passes an aptitude test.
The human resources manager tells him, "You will be hired at minimum wage
of $5.15 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that we can get you in
the loop. Our system will automatically e-mail you all the forms and advise
you when to start and where to report on your first day."
Taken back, the man protests that he is poor and has neither a computer nor
an e-mail address. To this the manager replies, "You must understand that
to a company like ours that means that you virtually do not exist. Without
an e-mail address you can hardly expect to be employed by a high-tech firm.
Good day."
Stunned, the man leaves. Not knowing where to turn and having $10 in his
wallet, he walks past a farmers' market and sees a stand selling 25 lb
crates of beautiful red tomatoes. He buys a crate, carries it to a busy
corner and displays the tomatoes. In less than 2 hours he sells all the
tomatoes and makes 100% profit. Repeating the process several times more
that day, he ends up with almost $100 and arrives home that night with
several bags of groceries for his family.
During the night he decides to repeat the tomato business the next day. By
the end of the week he is getting up early every day and working into the
night. He multiplies his profits quickly. Early in the second week he
acquires a cart to transport several boxes of tomatoes at a time, but
before a month is up he sells the cart to buy a broken-down pickup truck.
At the end of a year he owns three old trucks. His two sons have left their
neighborhood gangs to help him with the tomato business, his wife is buying
the tomatoes, and his daughter is taking night courses at the community
college so she can keep books for him. By the end of the second year he
has a dozen very nice used trucks and employs fifteen previously unemployed
people, all selling tomatoes. He continues to work hard. Time passes and at
the end of the fifth year he owns a fleet of nice trucks and a warehouse
which his wife supervises, plus two tomato farms that the boys manage.
The tomato company's payroll has put hundreds of homeless and jobless
people to work. His daughter reports that the business grossed a million
dollars. Planning for the future, he decides to buy some life insurance.
Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to fit his
new circumstances. Then the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in
order to send the final documents electronically.
When the man replies that he doesn't have time to mess with a computer and
has no e-mail address, the insurance man is stunned, "What, you don't have
e-mail? No computer? No Internet? Just think where you would be today if
you'd had all of that five years ago!"
"Ha!" snorts the man. "If I'd had e-mail five years ago I would be
sweeping floors at Microsoft and making $5.15 an hour."
Which brings us to the moral: Since you got this story by e-mail, you're
probably closer to being a janitor than a millionaire.
Sadly, I received it also.
