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Joseph27
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« on: 01 March 2002, 12:08:00 pm »
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I got this forwarded to me - well i found it amusing enough

Lecture in Marketing

Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense....

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, “I’m fantastic in bed.”
That’s Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, “He’s fantastic in bed.” That’s Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, “Hi, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Telemarketing.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, “By the way, I’m fantastic in bed.” That’s Public Relations.

You’re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear you’re fantastic in bed.” That’s Brand Recognition.


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« Reply #1 on: 01 March 2002, 12:14:00 pm »
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Hahaha! I love this - I immediately sent it to my boss and the Marketing folks. I used to be in Marketing as well so I definitely enjoyed this joke. *laugh*.
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« Reply #2 on: 02 March 2002, 8:07:00 am »
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This is good.....hahahaha.  I'll share this with my Marketing lecturer
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