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Morrolan
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« Reply #30 on: 16 January 2002, 18:50:00 pm »
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*You* sued for asssault?! Good one!

You, of course, will be all teary eyed and scared-looking, and he will be very happy to get out of it with just bruised balls instead of being sued for aggravated assault with the intention of rape....

(Anthill death to all stalkers and harrassers)

 

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« Reply #30 on: 16 January 2002, 18:50:00 pm »
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« Reply #31 on: 16 January 2002, 20:25:00 pm »
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This is an easy one - stare him straight in the eye and ask him if he loves the 'Lord Jesus Christ'?  and if he would like to attend one of your special church gatherings.
but preferrably say it with a noticeable slur in your voice so you sound mentally unstable.  preferrably spit in his face under the pretense of thhhhaying Jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Sussssssssssssssss

Well it's worked for me in the past

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« Reply #32 on: 17 January 2002, 0:29:00 am »
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I got the starring from those uncles and auties in the bus all the time. I normally starred back and give them a face of message I'm being annoyed. If they could not get it, I would say to them in the way of not too loud but the people around can certainly hear : take a picture, last forever.  
but there was once every these method were failed, and I got too annoyed by an old uncle who just stick his f**k eyes into my face and looked up and down. So I pointed my middle finger in a not very obvious manner but he certainly saw it. Then he stopped, and got off the bus right after.
Sometimes you need to be hard to these busters.

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« Reply #33 on: 17 January 2002, 22:17:00 pm »
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Interesting thread... if you look at it from another point of view: If you see this wonderful lady in MRT or bus, what is the best way to make her acquiaintance without getting her over the top like this?  
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« Reply #34 on: 18 January 2002, 2:07:00 am »
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ene_gal :

You should have try to play to bitchy type and touch his cocks  

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« Reply #35 on: 18 January 2002, 7:40:00 am »
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   you mean he has more than one!!!?Huh      
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« Reply #36 on: 18 January 2002, 9:01:00 am »
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Mabel : You took the words right out of my mouth  

And btw, I really have no interest in finding out *eeeeeuw*

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