Joke?

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This has potentail to upset people hence I have posted it hehe

If an insect falls into your cup of coffee--what would you do?
Here is one analysis:

1.The Englishman: Throws the cup away and walks out of the cafe
2.The American: Takes the insect out and drinks the coffee
3.The Chinese: Eats the insect and throws the coffee away
4.The Besieged Palestinian: Drinks the coffee and the insect
5.The Israeli:
* Sells the coffee to the American and the insect to the Chinese
* Screams that his security is in peril
* Accuses the Palestinians of throwing the insect in his coffee
* Alleges that Hizbullah, the Syrians and the Iranians advocate
attacks with weapons of mass insects
* Relates this vicious attack to Palestinian Terrorism, Attacks
on Human Rights, Anti-Semitism, the Holocaust, the Diaspora, the
Exodus, Discrimination against Noah's Ark
* Commands Arafat to immediately stop insects from flying in
the air or landing in coffee cups
* Re-occupies the West Bank and Gaza, razes houses, cuts off
water and electricity, humiliates and terrorizes civilians,
kills or maims anyone in his way.
* Imposes more military aid on the American
* Demands a 100-year, interest free, 50 billion-dollar, loan
from America to buy another cup of coffee
*Claims life-time free coffee from the cafe as compensation

[want_to_believe]

Your forgot ...the palestinian. Bomb the cup and the whole restaurant, include all waiters and all other guests, decalre holly war on all insekts and of coures all coffee exporting nations and all coffee drinkers. Hijack 3 airplanes and kill all passengers as they drink coffee as well,carry out several suicide bombing attac's in other restaurants to kill as much insekts as possible and blame the israelies , the americans and all coffedrinkers and insekts for this .

[This message has been edited by want_to_believe (edited 07-05-2002).]

[clueless2]

You got it wrong:

1. The Englishman, not wanting to cause a scene, pretends nothing is amiss. He gets nagged by his wife for allowing himself to be walked all over.  And, when asked by the waiter, he confirms that 'it is without doubt the best I have ever tasted'.  He leaves no tip, goes down the pub and starts a fight.

[Voice of the Fly]

And does nobody give a goddamn about the poor fly?!

[Dr Opinion]

You forgot the Scotsman - he grabs the fly, hold it over the cup, and yells, "Spit it out! Spit it out, you wee bugger!"  

[Purrfect Purrson]

Why do I get the feeling this sounds familiar...?

[Aceman]

Singaporeans will be confused and wait for instructions on what to do, from their GAHMEN!

[Harrassed]

You guys are too funny .. ROFL!

[Fat Bob]

Fat Bob doesn't care cos he's on beer!!

[MaktiLadyExec]

ur so funny .. i like that acemen!!!

[Joke not complete]

An indian would sell the insect to the chinese and tea to the american, then file a lawsuit along with the englishman.

[analyst]

Here's my analysis :
The bar tender would never be throwing a fly on purpose into the cup of coffee of a client, whereas Arafat is aware of the suicide attack's because he's financing them.

Your stereotypes are far too common and lead to mass-desinformation. Your pupose was to "upset" ppl bcs of cultural differences, to me that's a little mean.

STOP RACISM, STOP STEREOTYPES !